Sunday, April 11, 2010

Takin’ it up the icicle

I’d like to apologize to the person from France who Googled “icicle in her ass” and ended up on my “If I may butt in …” post. Something tells me I failed to provide what the Googler was seeking. Winter bikers are a hardy lot, but there are some things up with which we will not put.

I don’t know what kind of kinky stuff those cheese-eatin’ surrender monkeys are into, but frozen rectal probes are not likely to appear here unless one of my friends accidentally gets impaled in the posterior—in which case, I confess, photographs might be taken from a zone beyond punching distance while we’re waiting for the ambulance to arrive.

At that point I might have to change the name of this here blog to Bicycles & Assicles. Which is probably what it’s called in Alabama already.

9 comments:

Jeff Moser said...

Another soon to be a classic post.

Chris said...

A quality 'laugh out loud' moment!

JordyB said...

Likes!

Vito said...

I agree with Jeff...Classic!! All the way.

WheelDancer said...

It's amazing the things you learn when you check what searches have offered your pages as an answer.

WheelDancer said...

Oh and Winston Churchill and an Alabamian quote in the same post is over the top.

The Donut Guy said...

Oh shit.....somebody from Alabama is gonna hop into their Trans-Am and drive up to Alaska and kick yer ass......

Adayak said...

Wow - I just found your blog and this is the first post I read. Hilarious stuff.

Debbie said...

The temptation to perform that same google search myself (only out of curiosity, mind you) is utterly overwhelming.