On the mornings my wife works and I take our daughter to school, she often hangs out at my office for 30 or 40 minutes. To kill time, she started "decorating" my daily Coke before I put it in the fridge. At first, she put art on the cans. Dragons, horses, odd faces. Now she writes a message on each can and then laughs as she runs off to stash the Coke so that I can't see it until she's gone.
After I dropped her off and returned to last Friday morning, I pulled the can from the fridge to see what she had come up with:
"This Coke belongs to a man who threatens his kids so he can go biking.
She kindly remembered to add a line at the bottom saying, "Joking."
My co-workers are starting to enjoy reading my Coke cans.
But they're starting to look at me funny.