Then I found out the numbers were bullshit, which was a relief. I was afraid I wasn’t keeping up, despite my best efforts.Turns out, the Kinsey Institute says the majority of men “think about sex every day or several times a day.” Although I haven't been keeping track, I'd probably qualify as an average guy on the Kinsey scale.
But I'm pretty damned sure I think about riding bikes more than “several times” a day. Could this mean that I think about riding bikes more than I think about sex?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Necessarily.
I’m just saying.
(Thanks to Bicycle Diaries for today's picture.)
4 comments:
You freak!
Just kidding. I think about bikes and riding bikes way more than I think about sex. Sometimes, while riding a bike, I'll momentarily think about sex, and vice versa.
Sometimes, while riding a bike, I'll momentarily think about sex, and vice versa.
"And vice versa?" Jim, I can't thank you enough.
Now I know I'm OK!
I think about having sex with a bike, but then I get sad when I realize my winky would never fit in a bike tube. Unless I got a custom made frame with tubes of a foot in diameter.
Or maybe it's the giant bottle of Midnight Sun Pumpkin Porter talking.
Happy Halloween...I got a joke
How do you get a with pregnant?
You F*$k her!
Love,
Anonanus
Is it worse to think about blogging about biking more than the other two options?
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