my darlings, for I am a deep pool of undiscovered wonders.1. I don’t want to work. I just want to bang on the drum all day.
2. Sometimes I say to myself, “This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife.” And sometimes I ask myself, “How did I get here?”
3. I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
4. I saw Mommy kissin’ Santa Claus.
5. I think I’ll just let the mystery be.
3 comments:
you so lie
too
funny
Have you ever considered a career in song writing? I think you may have something here...
Hmmm... which ones are lies ;)
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