We've all seen at least one"you know you're a cyclist when" list, right?
Well, I'd like to add one item to the list.
You know you're a cyclist when you have
the following conversation:
Co-worker: So how many bikes do you have, anyway?
Me: Well, does ...
Co-worker (interrupting): Yes, they all count.
7 comments:
You know it's bad when you don't actually *know* how many bikes you have.
good point -- stopping to think is a bad sign...,
or
a
good sign :-]
Talk to your doctor. You may be suffering from GAS, also known as "Gear Aquistition Syndrome". It's a common disorder among cyclists.
Q: Does your childs bike you got her last year count?
A: Its got a 17 inch frame and its big enouph for you to ride it. Yes.
Besides, you got her the higher end Epic so you can scam the wheels off it if needed.
I am looking for a new bike...
and well
my five year old could not understand why I would want another bike
I do not ask him why he needs more pokemon cards
oh...
I actually want two bikes
but that is actually contingent on my starting to sell stuff on eBay
anybody want some junk?
tim?
old bag?
george?
anyone
anyone
I got junk
ya need junk?
Dano -- No, the family bikes don't count against my inventory, but I'm told by family and friends that the stripped frame and partially assembled old Schwinn do count. Back in September, I posted "Tim’s Universal Law of Bicycle Quantification," in which I clearly disqualified project bikes from being included it total counts.
But to people listen to me?
Noooooooooo!
And Gwadzilla, does any of your junk happen to resemble a Pugsley?
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