OK, so I made all that up. But guess whose blog is about to become veeeery popular on
Google searches.Yeah, baby. Bicycles & Icicles is gonna soar.
And, best of all, the wankers who were lured here by fraudulent means can share with regular readers the joy of the third installment of A Whole Crapload of Ways to Know You're Addicted to Cycling. Or whatever I decided to call it last week. (Hey, who's really paying attention?)
21. You buy your crutches instead of renting.
22. You yell "Hole!" when you see a pothole while driving your car.
23. Your bike has more miles on its computer than your car's odometer.
24. You wear riding gloves when driving your car.
25. You use the Yakima or Thule "Fit Catalog" to pick your next new car instead of Consumer Reports.
26. You wear cycling event T-shirts all the time, including under dress shirts.
27. Your bikes are worth more than your car.
28. You buy a mini-van and immediately remove the rear seats to allow your bikes to fit.
29. When you move to a new area, the first thing you look for is a bike shop.
30. You have more bike jerseys than dress shirts.
4 comments:
Awesome photo. If it's nice tomorrow I might try to get out for a ride!
Careful, Lindsey might sue you now..but your blog will be famous :)
Would you be terribly disappointed to learn that I was "lured here" by the name "Bicycles & Icicles", I love the camping photo, and I meet all the criteria for Ways to Know You're Addicted to Cycling that dont apply to car ownership (let alone a mini-van ownership, yikes!)
Great blog
Phhht! Lured here by the name? So much for my goal of becoming known as the web's only fake soft-core cycling blog. But I did get a hit over the weekend from someone who searched for "hot nude." Unfortunately, that took them to a post about DaveIT instead of Lindsay Lohan.
Glad you got here, Griffin, and thanks for the link from your site. I'll add you to my links list as well.
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