Friday, June 08, 2007

Trailhead thieves suck

I can think of only one solution.

Beatings.

Long, painful beatings
that leave hands too crippled
to ever again wield
a window-smashing hammer.

(No, my car wasn't hit; I'm just
in a mood. But I'll stand by
this position even when
I'm feeling warm and fuzzy again.)

3 comments:

Jeff said...

A stakeout. A few buddies and some beer. Perched on the hillside with observation equipment and implements for beating. A few surprise ambushes might turn the tide!

shawnkielty said...

I really dislike theiving. No punishment is too great -- especially for taking advantage of someone having fun.

Cosmoline said...

Take care--bike theft seems to be exploding all over Los Anchorage. Criagslist is full of reports. I suspect crackheads are behind it.