Monday, April 07, 2008

Rx for cabin fever

Fatis Bikicillin, 500 mg. Take one with food
every 12 to 24 hours as needed
for relief of mental instability.

Refills: No limit.

Warnings: Avoid alcohol when taking this medication.
Use may cause alternating episodes of excitability
and drowsiness. Do not attempt to drive
or operate other machinery while
under the influence of a fat bike.
Treat overdose with ibuprofen.

1 comment:

Amber said...

Keep that bike out. At the rate the snow is falling today, you'll be using it for a while.