... Julie, the intimidating captain of the Sloppy Top Tubes. (As reported by Heather.)
"After finishing the 20ish mile ride Saturday, in which she suffered intense rain, a "shit-ton" of rocks, wonky brakes, and HAIL, the Sloppy Top Tube leader's face demonstrates that she is clearly ready for the Soggy. When asked about the particularly uncomfortable conditions of yesterday's ride, she simply said, "Bitch, I told you ..." and then walked away mumbling something about being the dominator of rocks and downhills. She was reportedly eating sugar cookies decorated with smiley faces (also somewhat mud spattered) at the time. It was an oddly inspiring moment."
Either Huber and I are in good hands, or we're going to get our asses kicked if we screw up.