No, not that kind of high. Mountain high. As in pedaling over passes. It's Soggy Bottom time, so I'm kissing the laptop goodbye for a couple of days.
In the meantime, if you're in the Anchorage area and missing a Litespeed mountain bike, there's guy named Ryan who's looking for you. He bought it cheap from some lowlife because he knew it had to have been stolen, and now he's trying to find the rightful owner. If you think it might be yours, send an e-mail to Ryan and identify the bike.
And Ryan, whoever you are, thank you for starting to rebuild my faith. You're doing a classy thing.
I'll leave you with a riddle for the weekend. If you're a sex addict and married to Tea Leoni, why would you want to get cured?
(There's no right answer for this riddle. I'm genuinely baffled.)