I'm no mechanical genius, but I'm pretty sure the chainrings are on the right side of a bike.So how did I manage to tattoo my left calf?
I don't want to talk about it.
The anonymous witnesses in their cars can have their laughs and take the details to their graves.
A bike and a dumbass. It's a painful combination.
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I hear the circus is looking for a contortionist...
hmmm...a few red spots, possible new bruising?? I'm thinking you had an adventure of sorts.
Well, the red spots were already there. Part of a birthmark scattered around my lower leg.
But the chainring marks and the bruises you can't see? Yeah, they involved a little "adventure."
Ouch!
Note to self:
find a bashguard- quick!
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