
I had no idea he was so into animals, but you know men—we’re always trying to conceal our sensitive side.
This particular beaver is usually in a creek that’s close to my office, but this morning I found it in a nearby lake after a fellow bike commuter with a big smile on his face saw me looking in the usual spot and said, “Man, the beaver’s really out this morning!”
I pulled off my path and hid by a big, thick bush to snap a few photos. About that time, the beaver’s morning dip had reached its

I turned around and saw a man on a bike. He had hit the brakes and was trying to decide what to do next. This poor guy sounded like he had just moved here from Dallas and had never seen a beaver. Especially one that was dripping wet early in the morning.
The beaver continued on its way. Knowing I had several good beaver shots stored in my camera, I mounted my bike and happily rode away.
Dang, that sure was a great beaver.
6 comments:
Oh geez...you're gonna get a ton of hits today with keywords like that!
Nice beaver though.
Uh-huh... VERY subtle
or not
lol
At first I thought this was going to be a Vonnegut tribute (from Breakfast of Champions) but then I discovered it's just more bestiality.
Ah, well.
Huzzah!
pervert :)
just what I expected from a man with the last name WOODY
I looked and looked, but could never find the beaver shots you were talking about. I'd be careful though, lurking in the bush with your camera, that is. The headlines will read "Man in the Bush caught shooting beavers."
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