These things are so cool,
I wish they made 'em for butt cheeks.
Then I could ride in a thong.
Just kidding. That'd mean I'd have to wax my ass.
Speaking of getting my ass waxed, Carlos has
cooked up another Crusty Bits race for this
Saturday.
The exact course is classified, but he
promises water crossings, a rock garden, a "nice" climb,
fast doubletrack, a drinking challenge, and
a mandatory front-tube change on every lap.
Sounds like fun, doesn't it?
But remember, Carlos is involved,
so some carnage is probably
part of the plan.
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