Heed the Call

The sick and twisted mind of Lucas Brunelle
has produced two new videos.

They might make you want to go play
in traffic, or they might give you nightmares.

Either way, you shouldn't miss them.

¡Ándale!

Total, total, total providence!

Don't let the albino shape-shifting
lizard bitches get you down.

Watch this totally hilarious, bike-related scene
from A Scanner Darkly instead.

Your skills suck (and so do mine)

This kid's so good, he scares me.

Don't try this shit drunk.
But if you do, don't lie
to your wife about it