Thursday, July 19, 2007

A first

I'm no mechanical genius, but I'm pretty sure the chainrings are on the right side of a bike.

So how did I manage to tattoo my left calf?

I don't want to talk about it.

The anonymous witnesses in their cars can have their laughs and take the details to their graves.

A bike and a dumbass. It's a painful combination.


Jeff Moser said...

I hear the circus is looking for a contortionist...

The Old Bag said...

hmmm...a few red spots, possible new bruising?? I'm thinking you had an adventure of sorts.

Tim said...

Well, the red spots were already there. Part of a birthmark scattered around my lower leg.

But the chainring marks and the bruises you can't see? Yeah, they involved a little "adventure."

Anonymous said...


Note to self:
find a bashguard- quick!